Meet the duo of Fallon and Fritz, the frog and fox full of laughter and silliness,
Who love being foolish and downright mischievous.
They grew up best friends in the campus fields of a prestigious university,
Princeton U, to be exact, in central New Jersey.
They never had homework or took a test,
And never went to class or had their own desk.
They are a frog and fox!
And needless to say, they weren’t like the rest.
They loved acting like students and learning new topics.
With their favorites being history, and of course, aquatics!
They took extensive notes and listened in on study sessions.
And spent all day making up silly answers to all their questions.
They even took it upon themselves to dress to impress.
With Fallon wearing glasses and Fritz stuffed in his tweed vest.
But for Fallon and Fritz, something was still amiss.
They had no one to chat with for thoughtful conversations,
And no one to share their ideas and scholarly observations.
They were Princeton boys, the cream of the crop.
And they wanted to show others they made it to the top!
It wasn’t until a rainy day that they noticed students in a peculiar shop,
All drinking out of giant cups, seeming as if they would never stop.
Some were drinking, and some were talking, while some were sleeping, and others were writing.
To many, this would seem boring and dull, but Fallon and Fritz found it so exciting!
What they were witnessing seemed so incredible,
Even those sitting silently looked so intellectual!
So they packed up and moved to Rittenhouse, with plans in their hands to build their own cafe,
A place where they can sit and talk and share curiosities each day.
It would be a place to chat about history and how to solves life’s greatest mysteries.
Like why is the sky blue?
And who in the world is Dr. Who?
Or where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Or why is there a giant hole in the middle of your bagel?
So next time in Rittenhouse stop on by and visit Fallon and Fritz,
For their crazy personalities and antics are something, you cannot miss.
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