Welcome to the Fallon and Fritz cafe!
Buried deep under the Rittenhouse grounds,
It’s one of the best-kept secrets in all of town.
You see, it’s location is quite exquisite.
But since you are friends of the residents, they would love for you to visit.
To enter, you must first find the winding wooden clock located at the end of the brick laid block.
Next, move the big clock hand to the number four to open the back door, and use the lift to the bottom floor.
Lastly turn the left-hand whistle while pulling down on the right-hand whizzle.
And voila, the clock bell strikes twice, with a sound so nice.
And the cafe door opens wide.
And weeeeeeeee you go, down the whirlwind slide!
Down you go, your body zigs and zags, and turns and twists, Landing in awe that such a place exists.
At the bottom, there are colorful shelves and vibrant smells,
Creating a feeling of excitement as your senses begin to swell.
There are Muffin Puffs and Layered Fluffs and Pastel Pies and Tostle Ties.
And don’t forget the Caramel Caps and Strawberry Snaps and Delicious Dips and Zangy Zips.
All baked fresh, day after day,
By Beatrice the Baker herself, in the beautiful cafe.
It’s here where you can catch Fallon and Fritz reading from the Rittenhouse Reader,
Rocking in chairs made of maple and cedar.
Or where the residents come together to have a quick snack,
Or perhaps settle in for a friendly long chat.
So when visiting Rittenhouse don’t forget to stop on by,
Even if it’s just to say hello, or maybe a taste of pastel pie.
